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PostSubject: Sex Arter Death   Sun Nov 13, 2011 11:45 am

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and
inform the other if there is sex after death.

Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
True to his word, he made the first contact:

"Judy............Judy"

"Is that you, George?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then
it's off to the golf course.
I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple
of more times.
Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp
around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the
afternoon.
After supper, it's back to golf course again.
Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much-needed
sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"

"Oh, George...are you in Heaven?"

"No...........I'm a rabbit in Kansas ."
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