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PostSubject: Tom's Scrotum (from Mom)   Sat Mar 03, 2012 11:48 am

The best story of the year doesn't give the proper

praise and credit for this painful but understandable

story as told by a loving wife........

Tom's scrotum
The Best Story of the Year:

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would
like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie
Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I
have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a
terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely
crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors
didn't know if they could help him."

You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they
imagine the pain that poor Tom must have experienced.

"Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went
on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." We
prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation,
and it turned out they were able to piece together the
crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around
it to hold it in place."

Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed
uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery
performed on Tom.

"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the
Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say
that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."
All the men sighed with unified relief.

The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something
to say.

A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.
He said, "I'm Tom Smith." The entire congregation held
its breath.

"I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."
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