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PostSubject: Family Prayer   Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:34 pm

At dinner, a little boy was forced to lead the family into prayer.

Little Boy : "But I don't know how to pray.

Dad: "Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc.

Little Boy : ""Dear Lord" he started "Thank you for our visitors and their
children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream.
Bless them so they  won't come again.

Forgive our neighbour's son, who removed my sister's  clothes and wrestled with her on her bed.

This coming Christmas, please  send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on
my Daddy's Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who
use Mom's room when Daddy is at work.

Amen."

For some reason, Mom and Dad did not have dinner that evening.....
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