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PostSubject: The Witnesses Came Today   Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:19 pm

First I had a little drink of rum. My head was a little clogged and stuffy this
morning and my butt was dragging so I slipped myself a little drink of rum with
my coffee. (My wife didn't stock any Jack Daniels) and it was good and I felt a
little better. Decided I'd really like to have another so I did. Decided I really,
really wanted another so I quit. Anyway I was in a better mood than usual.

Knock on the door and it's the Jehova Witnesses, two ladies, one old and the
other is supposed to be young and attractive. Well the one I got wasn't as young
or attractive as usual but I'd had a couple so I said "Hi!. Come in!" Well they've
been trained not to come in so they just talked to me at the door.

I didn't catch the first but the old lady said "You know, so many people today are
not aware of God's plan when he created Adam and Eve."
I said "Yeah, well, that didn't really turn out too well."

She tried to give me a pamplet but I told her I couldn't see to read and she
offered to get me some CDs. I told her I wasn't really interested and said:
"I know I'm not what you're looking for this morning."

They left in a good mood and I was in a good mood to.
Moral: Unless you've been told not to have alcohol, it's really a good thing
to have some booze in the morning.

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PostSubject: The Witnesses Came Today   Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:20 am

Not sure I'd want any rum in my coffee (maybe some vodka in my OJ would be alright). I guess it was good timing as you sent the witnesses off in a good mood!
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PostSubject: Re: The Witnesses Came Today   Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:57 am

Booze in coffee let's out fumes that really penetrate the head when you breathe but
bourbon works a little better than rum. Probably a little wasteful and loses some
alcohol due to more rapid evaporation. Vodka is the least helpful for the head.

Witnesses leaving in a good mood was just a side benefit. My mood was the win.
Very unusual for me to answer the door to witnesses and staying in a good mood.
It just changed my attitude so I happily address whatever comes before me.

Head's clogged and stuffy today again and it's going to rain for sure but I'll just
suffer through instead of getting a new habit.

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PostSubject: witnesses   Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:25 am

Sounds to me like you are making some good decicions.
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